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truebluemeandyou:

DIY Halloween Orange Sherbet Pumpkin Tutorial and Templates from Mom.me. These are made using pumpkin carving tools available around Halloween anywhere.

truebluemeandyou:

DIY Halloween Orange Sherbet Pumpkin Tutorial and Templates from Mom.me. These are made using pumpkin carving tools available around Halloween anywhere.

sh4ne:

paceboy:

sh4ne:

caraknightley:

nice text post where’d you get it the toilet store

Why would a toilet store sell text posts?? That doesn’t seem like a very lucrative good to sell at a toilet store…….. 

shane i’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you with it

maybe you can buy the pillowcase and the soap at the toilet store now that they’ve expanded their merchandise offerings

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

Dolphins

screechthemighty:

robin-goodfellow:

My girlfriend has a book on symbols, and for the hell of it, after spendin too much time on the GO tag, she looked up dolphins:

“An allegory of salvation, and prudence, and moving either up or down.”

So the entire point of Good Omens…

it really was dolphins.

what

poetic-biotic-draconic:

Who is she?

poetic-biotic-draconic:

Who is she?

justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

apertures413thdoctor:

llamasgotoheaven:

lovenlife4me:

Being fathers is getting our daughters up at 5:30 am making breakfast getting them dressed for school and putting them on the bus by 6:30 .This is a typical day in our household . It’s not easy but we enjoy every moment and eveny minute of #fatherhood . #proudfathers #blackfathers #prouddads #gaydads

#people#this dispels like fifty stereotypes and I love it

Okay I’m reblogging this again because I want to point out how beautiful this is and the sheer number of stereotypes it disproves. The stereotype that a gay couple cant be good parents. The stereotype that men know nothing about caring for girls’ hair. The stereotype that all gay men are feminine. The stereotype that black men abandon their children. The stereotype that people with a lot of tattoos aren’t caring. The stereotype that black people are too lazy to care about things like school- This picture is a beautiful thing and I love everything about it and it makes me regain confidence in the world we live in

apertures413thdoctor:

llamasgotoheaven:

lovenlife4me:

Being fathers is getting our daughters up at 5:30 am making breakfast getting them dressed for school and putting them on the bus by 6:30 .This is a typical day in our household . It’s not easy but we enjoy every moment and eveny minute of #fatherhood . #proudfathers #blackfathers #prouddads #gaydads

Okay I’m reblogging this again because I want to point out how beautiful this is and the sheer number of stereotypes it disproves. The stereotype that a gay couple cant be good parents. The stereotype that men know nothing about caring for girls’ hair. The stereotype that all gay men are feminine. The stereotype that black men abandon their children. The stereotype that people with a lot of tattoos aren’t caring. The stereotype that black people are too lazy to care about things like school- This picture is a beautiful thing and I love everything about it and it makes me regain confidence in the world we live in

sandandglass:

Randall Munroe, xkcd, on The Colbert Report.

hannahsattic:

Ok. First time I ever attempted to draw Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho!

Just look at this guy. He’s so tiny yet he can curb-stomp anyone twice, or even THRICE his size! He’s a badass in my book.